Pee with a purpose
(colbert, WA. )
Take old socks, stuff them with other old socks, or batting, like the kind you put in a quilt.
Tie these to the trees or the garden fence.
Take human urine out there on a weekly basis, use an old can and just dip the old socks in them enought to soak the stuffing.
Or easier yet, just send out the men to do the job.
Or the kids, or the old man, or fill the can yourself.