Husband

by Are You Nuts!
(Safe, MI)

Guarenteed Deer repellent: Take one wife and place her directly in front of the window. Add one doe and one fawn eating her newly planted flowers. Shake the wife gently and point to the babies. Add one smirk until her eyes are the size of door knobs. Add one index finger in each of your ears. Open the screen on the doorwall and stand back two feet. Wait for screaming to stop. Remove smirk from your face. Say nothing and look busy. Repeat repellant as necessary.


From the webmaster: I love it. I bet it works great. Hope she doesn't need sleep.

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