deer meat

Items needed

12 gauge automatic shotgun
4 double oo shells
1 battery power spotlight
12 pack Bud light
1 fold up chair

Place chair in center of garden. 30 min before dark load 4 shells into shotgun, grab 12 pack,gun and spotlight and head to center of garden and have a seat. Start drinking beer, before u finish 12 pack deer should be heading towards your garden. When u here any noise turn on spotlight and shine deer directly in eyes,with other arm raise shotgun towards glowing eyes and pull trigger repeatedly. When smoke clears go find the deer take to your local meat processor.Repeat as often as needed.


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Jun 08, 2017
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Where is your sense of humor?
by: Anonymous

I think this solution is a riot. If you're into deer meat then this is perfect. If not, just laugh.

Mar 25, 2017
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Works for me
by: RumBum

Thanks for the great info. This recipe will also work for rabbit, tree rats and dishonest neighbors.
RB

May 28, 2016
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good one
by: hotshot

or drag it back on the hill. I tell my wife the buzzards have to eat too.

Jul 19, 2014
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Thank you
by: Deer Departed Site

Thank you for doing this website. There is a lot of good information on this site.

May 22, 2013
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excellent idea
by: Anonymous

I thought it was hysterical, and correct, you could add that you'll take the meat to starving people, that might help those who think this is not funny. Deer are way out of control, we have lots of hungry people, what's the issue?

Oct 24, 2012
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WTF
by: Anonymous

That is not really that funny.

Oct 24, 2012
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WTF
by: Anonymous

That is not really that funny.

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